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مشاهدة النسخة كاملة : Smart boy


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03-08-04, 12:06 PM
plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board, but there are only 4 parachutes.



The first passenger says:
“ I am Renaldo, the best football player in the world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans.”
He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says:
“ I am the wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”
She grabs a parachute and jump off the plane.

The third passenger, Georg W. Bush, says;
“ I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge responsibilities in the world. Besides, I am the smartest president in the history of my country and cannot Shum the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a parachute and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says, to the fifth Passenger, a young school boy:
“ I am old. I have lived life as a good person and a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you “

To this the little boy says:
“Don’t fret old man.
There is a parachute for each of us![/B]
The smartest president of America took my schoolbag…”